moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (04/10/85)
Just wanted to let my loyal fans know that I have never had anything to do
with the socialist movement. My organization has *always* been in it for
the money. For pity's sake, who's got time to deal with world domination?
Blackmailing born-again Republican and Southern Democrat Congressman takes
up enough of my valuable time as it is...
You may rest assured that Moran will take care of Mr. Fleur in the
appropriate manner (by the way, despite whatever Sidney Paget thought, Moran
does not look like an angry walrus. He looks more like Chuck Norris).
"He is the Napoleon of Crime, Watson..."
Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
UUCP:
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