rjw@ptsfc.UUCP (Rod Williams) (04/25/85)
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= ANNOUNCING THE INAUGURAL NET.BOOKS.SIDNEY.SHELDON CONTEST FOR THE WORST PARAGRAPH WRITTEN BY A USENETTER! =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Mail or post your worst paragraph and *WIN* absolutely nothing, especially no *CASH PRIZES*. Entries will be judged in a completely biased manner by a extinguished panel of literary critic - moi. Only original, unpublished entries will be accepted (I've read everything, so don't try to slip any- thing by me :-)). Spelling and grammatical errors will be flambeed (:-)) Winning and losing entries will be posted for the opprobrium of the net. Any resemblance to the Bulwer-Lytton worst paragraph competition is purely coincidental. BTW, *worst* doesn't mean longest - keep 'em short, but not necessarily to the point (:-)) Oh...English would be best, but I'll accept French at the ou-est-la-plume- de-ma-tante level, or German if you don't use words like trockenbeerenaus- lese. -- rod williams | pacific bell | san francisco ----------------------------------------------------------------------- {ihnp4,ucbvax,cbosgd,decwrl,amd70,fortune,zehntel}!dual!ptsfa!ptsfc!rjw