cad (02/11/83)
(The peaceful night air of net.religion is disturbed by the tramp of rubber-soled jungle sandels....) They're comin' in Sir! (A well-armed group of grim-blackened commandos stealthly materialize from the jungles of net.suicide) Excellent! Now we will see the fruits of our first Raid. (A haggered, but grinning Master Sergeant reports only two casualties were suffered at the hands of rabbit!bimmler's slovenly troops, whose will to hold net.suicide appears tenuous at best. Our exiled leader is pleased...) Welcome back, ye warriors of this Holy Conflict. We rejoice in your courage! After you've cleaned the Fascist scum from your bayonets, report to the debriefing room. Coffee and donuts are compliments of the grateful Abandoned Widows and Orphans League. (After a heart-warming fete, the Officers and NCOs are debriefed. A second raid is quickly organized....) ---> Chuck A DeGaul <---