mcdaniel (03/24/83)
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uiucdcs!mcdaniel Mar 23 20:59:00 1983
Theorem: The Bible is "inspired".
Proof: There exists a statement in the Bible that says that it is
inspired. Since the Bible is insipred, the theorem follows
immediately.
Reminds me of Heinlein's comment, to the effect of:
"God is omnipotent, omnicient, and omnipresent; it says
so right here on the label. If you believe that, I have
a great bargain for you. Cash only, in small bills."
Tim McDaniel
(. . . pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcdaniel)