etan@tellab1.UUCP (Nate Stelton) (03/05/85)
Did everyone watch the Grammy awards last night? What a [paramount] of [excellence]. Who are they trying to [impress]. It really [gladdens] me to see [such talent being given the recognition it deserves] like [the American Music Awards did]. Don't they know [that kudus] about [true artistry are not normally given in the mass media]. [I] couldn't [imagine that any of the artists had to bribe the judges, but] if they had to and besides [I'm sure they didn't, nobody ever] did it years before. Why [don't they] have a category for [the song that uses the word "love" in it the most times], if they [don't have] that why [don't they] have a category for [songs about calling your SO on the phone (those are my favorite types of songs)]. It's not fair to [expect that guys like that guy Steve Morris to win an award just 'cause he plays electric guitar real fast (a dumb friend of mine thinks he should have)] who have been [playing] for [50 million] of [years. I mean, there aren't even words to his songs, so what good are they]. Did you see what [Bert Parks] was wearing? And how about that [bulge in Lionel Richie's pants], that really looks like [a Frank'n'stuff or a kilbasa or something]. All I've got to say is [bravo and I hope we get more of the same next year]!!! [etan] [...ihnp4!optional] [<The secret of success is sincerity, once you can fake that, you've got it made>] Thanks for the template. It really saved me time and helped me organize my thoughts.