tmh@ihldt.UUCP (11/10/83)
I normally don't flame about petty thinks like quotes from
religious texts, but Dinko has clearly misguided us all in his
quote from THE BOOK. It should have used the full quote from the
text to remove all ambiguity.
I include the full quote below to illustrate:
And it was the fifteenth day, and Ubizmo saw the land and the people
in it, and, using a large Mr. Microphone he said to them: "Nay, ye
who eatest things from out of the water before it be cooked, ye shall
suffer the fate of all those who disobey me, for they shall be cast out
where there is no outlet for their evil doings, um, wow. Hey good
looking, we'll be back to pick you up later" And the people went
about their business, for they did not understand what he was
saying, since he had failed to install high quality speakers in
his car and the distortion was terrible. And, lo, a storm
came to pass, and every twenty-fifth man was without
light in his eyes for four hundred days, which is how long it
took researchers to figure out a way to remove new novelty head
umbrellas ("you'll never need you hands in the rain again.")
without killing the user.
Besides all that this is an obvious advertizing ploy. It is
common knowledge that the Ubizmo Cares Church Inc. (UCCI) owns a
large amount of stock in the company that sells Mr. Microphones.
And besides that, ha, so there, take that and this, ripose, parry,
thrust, cut, block, coup de grace, ""BOING!!!!"", hmm now how did
that go again ripose, parry, thrust, cut, block, coup de grace
""BOING!!!"". No that can't be right, oh well practice, practice
and more practice. Now where was I.
NYAAH,NYAAH,NYAAH,
Anthanasios Charalambopoulos III
member of both the
Down Ubizman Committee
Society Opposed to Ubizmo's Policies
(DUC & SOUP)
P.S. Ubizman is dead Werner Erhart.