[net.religion] L-O-N-G and D-U-M-B response to Tim Maroney

tim@unc.UUCP (Tim Maroney) (01/08/84)

[ from Pamela Troy ]

A recent article from Dave Norris, noted for his colorful regurgitatory
metaphors in relation to others' work:

	1. God does not condemn anyone to eternal torment who has not
	made that choice already.  You don't have to go, you know.  God
	has condemned Tim Maroney to eternal torment because Tim
	Maroney wants to go there instead of heaven (see final
	paragraph on Pride).  You may as well blame the rock when it
	falls on your head because you didn't move, or the professor
	who gives you an "F" because you didn't turn in a term paper.

The Romans did not condemn anyone to the lions who had not made that choice
already, by your apparent definition.  They didn't have to go, you know.
The Romans condemned Christians to the lions because the Christians wanted
to be tortured and killed rather than renounce their faith.  It was all
those silly Christians' fault.

I'm glad Dave Norris has cleared things up for me.  No longer do I feel
sorry for all those foolish gentiles who died because they were base enough
not to embrace Nazism.  They could have followed Hitler, and at least have a
better chance of surviving the war, but noooooo...  They "chose" to walk
into concentration camps.  The same goes for Solzhenitsyn.  Where I
originally respected him as a man willing to sacrifice himself for his
convictions, I now see that he WANTED to go to the Gulag.  His diatribes
against the Soviet system are just silly.  He may as well blame a professor
for giving him an F for not turning in a term paper.

I would really like Dave Norris to expand on his idea of what is voluntary
and what is not.  Using his definition, the Jews tortured into renouncing
their faith during the Inquisition did so voluntarily.  They could, after
all, have opted for a long, horrible death.

Every time I think that I might be getting a little paranoid about
Christians taking control of the government, an article like this comes
along.  When a person cannot tell the difference between doing something
voluntarily and being coerced into it, I think I have good reason to worry.
So, I will try to explain to Dave what the difference is.  

If someone tells me, "Please go out with me.  I like you and would like to
get to know you better," my decision to date the guy is voluntary.  There
are no dire consequences in store for me if I don't.  If, however, someone
tells me, "Go out with me, or I'll lock you in my closet and keep you there
forever and beat you every hour," my decision is NOT voluntary.  Especially
if I know that it is within his power to back up his threats!  I sincerely
doubt that a cop finding my ravaged body tied up in the closet weeks later
would say, "Well, it was her own choice."

Tim said:
		You hear a lot from Christians about Yahweh's "infinite
		compassion and mercy".  Tell it to the Midianites.
		Numbers 31 is a classic example of wholesale slaughter
		and rape under the direction of Yahweh.  A sample of
		this delightful tale: "They waged the campaign against
		Midian, as Yahweh had ordered Moses, and they put every
		male to death....  The sons of Israel took the
		Midianite women captive with their young children, and
		plundered all their cattle, all their flocks and all
		their goods.  They set fire to the towns where they
		lived and all their encampments....  Moses was enraged
		with the commanders of the army ...  who had come back
		from this military expedition.  He said, 'Why have you
		spared the life of all the women? ...  So kill all the
		male children.  Kill also all the women who have slept
		with a man.  Spare the lives only of the young girls
		who have not slept with a man, and take them for
		yourselves.'"  Yes, friends, this is infinite mercy and
		compassion for you.  I particularly like the way that
		Moses got upset with them for sparing women and male
		children, but allowed the young girls to be kept for
		later raping.  If only humans could keep to such lofty
		standards without the necessity of divine revelation.

To which, your brilliant reply:

	Again, out of context.  You have created your own reasons why
	God commanded the destruction of the Midianites; chapter 25 (a
	few pages back) explains that they were vile people,
	responsible for the Baal-peor orgy. In 25:2 "They called the
	people unto the sacrifices of their gods."  The subject (they)
	is feminine, and refers to the daughters of Moab, with whom the
	men of Israel committed fornication (this method was used to
	weaken Israel by Balak, with Balaam's advice; see Rev 2:14).
	The Baal cult had festivals which dramatized the mating of Baal
	with the goddess of fertility.  Archeological discoveries
	reveal that prostitution was practiced as part of their
	worship.

	This seems like a harsh judgement, but God is actually choosing
	the lesser of two evils.  The alternative was to allow the
	Midianites to live and corrupt (and thereby destroy) Israel.
	And read Jeremiah 19:5, where we discover that the Midianites
	sacrificed their children to the god Baal.  Is this what you
	are defending?  Give me Yahweh any day.

It seems like a "harsh judgement"?  Dave, you old softie!  If these women
were fornicating they DESERVED to be hacked into tiny bits, and so did their
kids.  Their female children DESERVED to be raped.  Yes.

I'm shocked, I must say, at the behaviour of those evil Midianites.
Sacrificed their children, you say?  Of course, we only have the Israelites
word on that, and they obviously did not like the Midianites, but for the
sake of argument, I'll assume this is true.  Shocking!  Why, obviously it
was not the Midianites' place to kill Midianite children when Moses was
willing to do it himself.  Obviously, too, the children of Israel were
telling the truth when they claimed their enemies sacrificed babies, but the
people who said that about the early Christians were lying.

Seriously, though, I am appalled that anyone could find a "context" in which
the wholesale slaughter of women and children is justifiable.  If this is
what you are defending, give me Kuan Yin, Apollo, or Diana any day!

Pamela Troy

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Tim Maroney, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
duke!unc!tim (USENET), tim.unc@csnet-relay (ARPA)