joshua@fluke.UUCP (J.B. LaRue) (03/13/84)
So... You want to be a Christian? One day, a jewish fathers son comes strolling into the house saying emphatically "Father, I have a great desire to become a christian". Much to the fathers dismay his greatest fear had come true. He put his head in his hands as he plopped down on the front porch, muddling to himself. Just then, his neighbor from down the lane comes strolling by and, seeing his distress, sits down beside him and asks, "Vhat seems to be duh' problem?" And the father replied, "It's my son. He vants to be a christian. I just don't see vhat he sees in that sect." To the surprise of the father, his neighbor replies, "You know, it's a funny thing. My son, he vants to be a christian, too!" The two of them sat on the porch, muddling to themselves when the second father had a brilliant idea! "Why don't we go down to the synogog and talk to the rabbi?", said the father. So off they went, down to the local synogog to find the answer to their predicament. They explained all to the rabbi and much to their surprise, the rabbi had the same reply,saying,"You know, it's a funny thing. My son, he vants to be a christion, too! Oh my, what are we to do? Hows about we ask Jehova." So all three get down on their knees and silently ask the Lord to show them the divine answer. Just then the low speaking voice of Him who hears says, "You know, it's a funny thing..."