[net.religion] "Christianity Today"><Snivility Today April 20, 1984

nxs@fluke.UUCP (Bruce Golub) (05/02/84)

			      SNIVILITY TODAY

		   Vol. 666 No.3  April 31st, 1984


ARTICLES
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Jacqueass Cousowhat: Questions of a Hard Man.
    An innerview by Soorey Dunn Dant

	 This ineffective french poodle stimulates	      16
	 himself to a point of new godlessness. Includes
	 his now famous daily work-out book and revealing
	 photos.

Do Real Christens Eat Quiche

    A $9.95 cross allows you to eat anything you		22
    want without the unessesary guilt or weight
    gain.

Loving Thy Nieghbor As Thy Self
    
    or How To Make Your Nieghbor Smug.		                1077


INSIGHT
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The Ku (sic) Klux Klan Sells Hot Soul Food
    How to raise money for your own oppresive needs             6098

COLUMNS
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The Roman Empire
    The Rise, first of a two part series.	                

Sports
    Romans 5 - Christens 0                                   D-4 

Weather
    Extreme Low Tide Warnings at the Red Sea	               786

Movies
    Oh God, Part IV
	 God gets tired of hanging round low life cutesy
	 singers and abnoxuously cute kids. Gives them all 
	 boot (selling their contracts to a brothel in 
	 babalon) and tries to make it as a stand comic.       -435

EDITORIAL
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I've Seen Em.
    An old gardner tells his tales of little furry 
    creatures and their strange sense of humor.			-102

NEWS
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What Ever Happened to Morris the Cat		                 9-L

The Pope, the man, the millon-dollor-doll boom                   VIXX

School Flails Prayer, Butt Access Boosts Congress
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