moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (03/15/85)
In article <444@teklds.UUCP> larryg@teklds.UUCP (Larry Gardner) writes: >[...]In other words, man making his own way to >God, deciding the way, the truth, and the means. That makes me ill. >My thinking and life must line up with God's, not His with mine. > >karen Hmmm... I asked God about that the other day (over a beer at the Over Easy bar, which She frequents because of the floating Trivial Pursuits game -- She's very good at it, except for the sports questions), and She said that frankly She had given up on absolute generalities, prefering to make a spot judgement (which led to a heated argument on "The only good Umpire is..."). She also started on that harangue about how tired She is of people passing the buck to Her when they screw up... I explained to Her that that's one of the things you have to put up with in Management, and suggested that She get back into Engineering... And before you begin hassling me about my use of 'She' in the above paragraph, please explain how you have two names of opposite gender. Schizophrenia? Sex change? You're a transvestite? I mean, I go by two aliases, but at least they're both male... "He is the Napoleon of Crime, Watson..." Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc. UUCP: {cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsrgv}!uw-beaver \ {allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty ARPA: fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPA