gadfly@ihu1m.UUCP (Gadfly) (03/27/85)
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Is there some comprehensible force behind the recent flood of
fascist fundamentaloid dogma which has been spewing like so much
raw sewage into nets dot religion, politics, women et al?
When I first perused these women-are-chattel, Christ-was-an-Aryan
(whom one should kill a commie for), socialism-is-nazism (or was
it vice versa?), feminists-are-whiners, creationism-is-science
diatribes, I had a pretty good laugh. But humor demands a light
touch, so I've had to conclude that these people are either bad
comedians or dead serious! Fortunately for the rest of us, these
nerds' lack of literacy is exceeded only by their lack of charisma.
Harbingers of the glorious American reaction--I pity you. You are
too livid, too rigid, or perhaps too stupid to realize that in
this world all the answers don't come out even. And why, for heaven's
sake, would anyone want them to? Ah, but you demand total order--your
god wasn't smart enough to pass 4th grade, I suppose--so we all have to
suffer through your simplistic rhetoric, repressive nostrums, and cook-
book philosophies. The degree of suffering, of course, depends on just
who and where you are: Your readers are bored to tears; your victims
are gored to death. And their blood is on your hands.
As for you sniggering twits who dismiss human dignity as just some
commodity to be traded on an oh-so-free open market like a slab of meat,
the oppressed millions in their righteous rage will strangle you--slowly
--with the speaker wire of your very own home entertainment systems!
And then they'll dance on your graves. Better buy yourself yet
another burglar alarm--and a dependable semi-automatic--just to be on
the safe side, but then, you never know: As Frank Zappa once remarked,
"If your kids knew how lame you are, they'd murder you in your sleep."
Sweet dreams.
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