[net.religion] Why Do We Never Get an Answer

colonel@gloria.UUCP (06/09/85)

[Netnews Destroys Concentration]

> 1) What is the state of non being? What is the nature of the world when I am 
> no longer alive?

Wait and see.

> 2) How should I live and behave in this world? What is ethical?

You must adore the Colonel and do as He tells you.

> 3) What is my relationship to that which is not me? How can I love?

If it moves, fuck it.  If it doesn't move, eat it.

	Dear child, I am always ready to answer your Questions.
-- 
Col. G. L. Sicherman
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