[net.religion] Maltheism: The Lazy Toad.

sas@lanl.ARPA (09/06/85)

>				 I beat the Damager-God out of chances to
> harm me by preparing for His evil. Remember what I said about carrying an
> umbrella? Since God is basically a lazy toad, if I make it inconvenient
> for Him to harm me, He will go elsewhere and seek me out later. I have
> no delusions that this will work all the time. But I gain happiness through
> working to beat Him out, through doing things and enjoying things despite Him.

Be careful, even lazy toads read this newsgroup.

If you get his attention, he might put out a burst of energy to excise you
from his universe.

A good malthiest shouldn't bring attention to himself among
the disciples of the lazy toad.

Are you giving into the Damager-Gods will by living so dangerously?

laura@l5.uucp (Laura Creighton) (09/10/85)

This lazy toad reads this newsgroup. If you want proof, send mail to
l5!toad.

Toad Terrific
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