cipher@mmm.UUCP (Andre Guirard) (12/09/85)
I hereby announce the formation of the International Salicylic Church. The major premise of Salicylism is that one should not take anything seriously. Anyone is allowed to join... all that is necessary is to notify the Church's world headquarters in St. Paul of your intention to do so, and include a really good joke or funny story. If you mail a self-addressed, stamped envelope, you will receive a copy of the Official Church Semi-doctrine and Assembly Instructions, which will also be posted in net.religion when I finish writing it. Also, please let me know if you wish to be a Bishop, Arch-Bishop or Rook. Our membership is still quite small, and openings are available worldwide. If you wish to apply for a High Position, you should state your qualifications. We also have two openings for Popes, but these must be in the St. Paul area. E-mail to: ihnp4!mmm!cipher snail-mail to: International Salicylic Church Attn: High Weasel 2188 Fremont Ave. St. Paul, MN 55119 -- /''`\ Andre Guirard ([]-[]) De Tuss from de Tonn \ o / ihnp4!mmm!cipher `-'
buchbind@agrigene.UUCP (12/13/85)
> > I hereby announce the formation of the International Salicylic > Church. The major premise of Salicylism is that one should not take > anything seriously. Except for Aspirin; One MUST take one's Aspirin regularly & seriously. -- Barry Buchbinder (608)221-5000 Agrigenetics Corporation; 5649 East Buckeye Road; Madison WI 53716 USA {{harvard|topaz|seismo}!uwvax!|decvax|ihnp4}!nicmad!agrigene!buchbind