merrill@gigi.DEC (Rick GIGI::Merrill DECRITE) (09/04/84)
A man entered Grand Central Station with little time to catch his train. He asks a porter if his train was on the left or right track. Porter tells him to go left. Still worried, he asks,"Are sure it isn't 'right'?" The porter replies "Go left and you'll be right; go right and you'll be left!"