[net.women] Toilet Seats: Some Answers for the F

Anonymous@inmet.UUCP (08/13/83)

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inmet!Anonymous    Aug 11 12:37:00 1983

	I can't believe that nobody else has noticed that it is possible for
men to urinate sitting down.  Or is this just TOO unmacho for a REAL man to 
consider?

PS:  I am male.

wisen@inmet.UUCP (08/13/83)

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inmet!wisen    Aug 11 14:03:00 1983

   In order to urinate sitting down, one must drop one's pants.  As
porcelain bathroom seats are rather cold, REAL SMART men would rather
do it standing up.  Also, if you're facing the toilet, you can ensure
that the bogeyman (bogeyperson?) doesn't reach up from the depths of
the sewer system to grab you from behind while you're not looking.
   The discussion of this issue is getting rather silly and crude.
----------Bruce Wisentaner