[net.women] I FOUND OUT ....

cael@sdchema.UUCP (Cynthia Livingston) (08/31/83)

Frankly folks, I have my suspicions about this new newsgroup
net.women.only....  One can restrict access to various places with
passwords.  However I've never known of a universal, or instinctive
female 'passwd'.  Perhaps my mother never passed it on to me.  Thus I
put forth this question; how do women.only plan to police this new
group?  My terminal has never inquired to my sex, neither have any of
the programs I tend to use.  I will really worry when I have to present
my birth certificate and photo-id just to read and post news.   Next it
will be blood tests and chromosome checks, which could eliminate
those female athletes using anabolic steroids (no matter how
unethical you feel it is to cheat athletically).

What is the purpose of yet another minority newsgroup ?? I have been
chastised by my roomate for not keeping up on the news lately.  The
task is almost impossible with out personal sacrifices.  My roomate
reads the news, I go windsurfing.  Needless to say he's a male (however
this SHOULD NOT be misconstrued as proof that Laura Creighton is
male!) -- Last fall, I went to Washington D.C. for one week, came back
and almost drowned in one of those newsfloods.  In seven days I was no
less than 2500 articles behind.  A perfectionist, a true aficionado
must more every page 'lest there be a worthy article.  I am very lucky
to have a roommate who makes note of said worthy articles, whether or
not he approves of my dates. But back to the problem.  I question the
purpose of net.women.only.  Such an animal can not exist at this time
on the net, without male vs female detecting devices. It could be
compiled into a digest and sent, to discriminating females, by
subscription, once a month.  Which is really one of the times I am
bothered about being a woman.

Truly, if net.women.only exists to rag upon men; men should be aware of
it... Perhaps it should be called net.penis-envy, or
net.what-i-really-want-men-to-know.  After all I used to have many good
cases of penis-envy.. It soulds vulgar to some, but is of daily concern
to others.  For instance; I just hate to pee in my wetsuit. Yet when I
am racing various types of boats, well... what will you do ???
Fortunately there are now various sorts of funnel/and or diaper like
devices one can slip snuggly into their foul weather gear or wetsuit.
These come with an attached hose, which conveniently slips out the
provided slot for the male counterpart...  WELL GIRLS, NOW DOES THIS
BELONG IT NET.WOMEN.ONLY ?? OR NET.HOW-NOT-TO-GET-CYSTITIS?? By the
way, in a real pinch, the guy still ends up having to worry about
getting his wetsuit yucko, because, yes, you guessed it, he still has
to fumble (and dance and prance !).

WELL, at the risk of receiving as much hate mail as Laura...  I'll
think of looking into one of those devices as mentioned in
<3008@mgweed.UUCP>... (the Telstar device).  But once the auto-
finger-print-checkers are attatched to every terminal, it'll all be
over.

	A formerly silent netter,

Cindy Livingston  UCSD Chemistry Dept. RRCF  ucbvax!sdcsvax!sdchema!cael

PS	Hi Armando !!!