riddle@ut-sally.UUCP (Prentiss Riddle) (12/11/83)
This may be a genre that's old as the hills to some of you, but here goes:
Phphzoref qba'g yrnir juvfxre oheaf, snyy nfyrrc ba lbhe purfg,
be qebby ba gur cvyybj.
N phphzore jba'g tvir lbh n uvpxrl.
Phphzoref pna fgnl hc n y y avtug...
...Naq lbh jba'g unir gb fyrrc va gur jrg fcbg.
Phphzoref pna unaqyr erwrpgvba.
N phphzore jba'g cbhg vs lbh unir n urnqnpur.
N phphzore jba'g pner jung gvzr bs gur zbagu vg vf.
N phphzore arire jnagf gb trg vg ba jura lbhe anvyf ner jrg.
N phphzore jba'g tvir vg hc sbe Yrag.
Jvgu n phphzore, lbh arire unir gb fnl lbh'er fbeel.
N phphzore arire unf gb pnyy "gur jvsr".
Phphzoref pna trg njnl nal jrrxraq.
Jvgu n phphzore, lbh pna trg n fvatyr ebbz...
...Naq lbh jba'g unir gb purpx va nf "Zef. Phphzore".
N phphzore jvyy nyjnlf erfcrpg lbh va gur zbeavat.
N phphzore jba'g nfx, "Nz V gur svefg?"
Phphzoref qba'g pner vs lbh'er n ivetva.
Phphzoref jba'g gryy bgure phphzoref lbh'er n ivetva.
Phphzoref jba'g gryy nalbar lbh'er abg n ivetva nal zber.
Jvgu phphzoref, lbh qba'g unir gb or n ivetva zber guna bapr.
Phphzoref ner rnfl gb cvpx hc.
Lbh pna sbaqyr n phphzore va gur fhcreznexrg,
naq lbh'yy xabj ubj svez vg vf orsber lbh gnxr vg ubzr.
Lbh pna unir lbhe phxr naq rng vg gbb!
Phphzoref nera'g wrnybhf bs lbhe tlarpbybtvfg, fxv vafgehpgbe be unveqerffre.
N phphzore jba'g wbva lbhe fhccbeg tebhc.
Phphzoref jba'g nfx nobhg lbhe ynfg ybire be fcrphyngr nobhg lbhe arkg bar.
N phphzore jvyy arire znxr n fprar orpnhfr gurer ner bgure phphzoref va
gur ersevtrengbe.
Jvgu n phphzore, gur gbvyrg frng vf nyjnlf gur jnl lbh yrsg vg.
I hear that some defensive male has retaliated with a mess of taco jokes.
(My girlfriend made me post this to net.women!)
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Prentiss Riddle
{ihnp4,seismo,ctvax}!ut-sally!riddlerh@mit-eddie.UUCP (Randy Haskins) (12/13/83)
Vs jvgu n phphzore, lbh qba'g unir n jrg fcbg, gura lbh'er abg univat nf zhpu sha nf lbh pbhyq. Tb sbe gung T-Fcbg!!! -- Randwulf (Randy Haskins); Path= genrad!mit-eddie!rh