alfred@ctvax.UUCP (12/14/83)
#N:ctvax:45000001:000:1923 ctvax!alfred Dec 12 14:38:00 1983 LSC&TS is the "Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society" If you would like to join this unusual group, send $1.50 (+ .25 shipping) for one membership card and seven calling cards to: Ladies Sewing Circle 38956 Place Road Fall Creek OR 97438 Actually, you do not have to join in order to be able to wear the flaming red (or navy) Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society T-shirt. You can simply order it from the above address for $9.00 (+ $1.00 shipping). Specify color and size S (8/10), M (12/14), L (16/18), or XL (20+). Other T-shirts available at the same price include: Men's Auxiliary Ladies Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society - royal blue or kelly green M, L or XL. American Association of Uppity Women - lavendar with magenta silkscreen Holy Sisters Militant Defense League - raspberry with navy blue silkscreen Ladies Garden Club and Vigilante Corps - turquoise with black silkscreen Other items available are LSC&TS tote-bags ($12.00) and circle stickers ($1.00). A discount of 30% is offered on all orders of 12 or more items. (For example, T-shirts are $6.30.) Shipping charges are as follows: Under $9.00.... $.25 $9-20..........$1.00 $21-64...... ..$2.00 $65-144........$3.50 $145-304 ......$5.50 More than 305..$7.00 Please do not contact me with your order as I am not selling these items but only recommending them as a card-carrying member of this rapidly-growing international conspiracy. For those of you who are already members, you'll be interested to note that at the last meeting of our local chapter, Christina Crawford was there speaking on "The Many Uses of Wire Hangers." Perhaps others of you have tidbits to share, book recommendations and the like. It is important that we uphold the traditions of our founders, and make the circle everything it was meant to be. A Charter Member -LSC&TS Phyllis Moore -- Submitted by Alfred Correira, Men's Auxilliary (putative)