arndt@squirt.DEC (03/09/84)
o practice projectile vomiting
o carry paste on chancres
o master moving your bowels on command (won't work for feminists and other
anal retentive types)
o have an opinion on everything and make sure that every man in the area knows
it (act like a JAP)
o claim to carry AIDS
o eat lots of sweets
o subscribe to net.women
Warning: only try one or two of the above - more than that leaves you open
to attempted murder
(unsigned trash)decot@cwruecmp.UUCP (Dave Decot) (03/11/84)
I thought Mr. Arndt said he was leaving us. Why the anonymous return? Dave Decot
bae@fisher.UUCP (The Master of Sinanju) (03/13/84)
Perhaps Mr. Arndt would like some lessons....
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Brian A. Ehrmantraut
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