psuvm%cjc@psuvax1.UUCP (06/11/84)
<> On the chance that old jokes sometimes get so old that they are forgotten, I'll offer this one: A certain spinster, when asked why she never married, would reply, "I have a dog that growls, a fish that drinks, a fireplace that smokes, a parrot that swears, and a cat that stays out all night; why would I want a man?!" I prefer "a fish without a bicycle" - it's less derogatory. C. Clark (cjc@psuvm - BITNET)