jeffw@tekecs.UUCP (Jeff Winslow) (07/05/84)
Yes, YSM, the reason women have to go to the bathroom more is inextricably
intertwined with Western style clothes. In fact, it is irrevocably connected
with the general inferiority and decadence of Western culture and morals,
particularly (you'll be glad to know) those of lower class Europeans. Eastern
cultures, particularly Middle Eastern ones, are far far superior in this
respect, and us poor exterminationist Westerners can only gape in awe at the
wondrous societies which they have wrought.
Of course, Middle Eastern women, when they get pregnant, will have just as
little room left over in their swollen abdomens for organs of secondary
importance (like bladders) as their Western counterparts. Perhaps this
is the cause (seriously, now) of the statistical difference.
Jeff Winslow