[net.women] Why?

wgp@tellab1.UUCP (Wayne Partington) (07/03/84)

Why did God give women mammary glands?  To make suckers out of men,
of course.

Steadfast in MCP-hood...
Wayne Partington
...ihnp4!tellab1!wgp

dag@tellab2.UUCP (Donald Graft) (07/04/84)

I want to apologise for originating the offensive posting which
belonged rotated in net.jokes.  It was done as a practical joke in a
moment of excess hilarity.  Don't flame Wayne.
Flame ... Donald Graft ...ihnp4!tellab1!tellab2!dag

lisa@mit-vax.UUCP (Lisa Chabot) (07/14/84)

1.  > Why did God give women mammary glands?  To make suckers out of men,
    > of course.

Like, totally wrong!  "To make suckers out of babies" would be more accurate.

2.  > Steadfast in MCP-hood...
    > Wayne Partington

Then why read net.women?  Merely to demonstrate MCP-hood?  Now, like is this
something for a totally awesome gnarly dude to do--pick on poor little girls?
:-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)
I mean, real men don't care about what the girls say, right?
:-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)     :-)

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