robison@eosp1.UUCP (Tobias D. Robison) (07/17/84)
References: Regarding the charges that men looking at a pretty woman might have auto accidents, it's appropriate to recall a society started in the 60's (I think) with some weird name like "society for the prevention of decency in animals". Its founder intended that all animals longer than 8", or taller than 4" (dimensions approximate) should be CLOTHED. He was sure that many auto accidents had occurred when some driver's attention was distracted by a naked cow. The society received a remarkable amount of support. Several years later, the founder revealed that it was all a hoax, but he had been astounded by the number of people who joined the society and attempted to further its goals. - Toby Robison (not Robinson!) allegra!eosp1!robison decvax!ittvax!eosp1!robison