saquigley@watmath.UUCP (Sophie Quigley) (07/22/84)
From this month's Harper's index:
Price of a .5cc unit of a champion bull's semen: $50-$175
Price of a .5cc unit of human semen: $30-$40
Percentage of Chicago restaurant managers who say they allow patrons to
smoke cigarettes: 84
To nurse a child: 34
Sophie Quigley
...!{clyde,ihnp4,decvax}!watmath!saquigleysaquigley@watmath.UUCP (Sophie Quigley) (07/22/84)
It is not just for ANY bull, but for Holstein bulls (whatever these are).
Sophie Quigley
...!{clyde,ihnp4,decvax}!watmath!saquigleyseifert@ihuxl.UUCP (D.A. Seifert) (07/24/84)
> Percentage of Chicago restaurant managers who say they allow patrons to > smoke cigarettes: 84 > To nurse a child: 34 Sort of disgusting, eh? Of course restaurants usually sell cancer sticks, so they can make a profit off the idiots that smoke. There isn't any profit to be made by allowing patrons to nurse their kids, and oh, my, someone just might be embarrassed by the sight of a baby having dinner along with everyone else. At least the sight of a baby having dinner in the manner that God intended, I'm sure noone is embarrassed by the sight of a baby having dinner in the manner that the chemical companies intended. -- _____ /_____\ "Get out there and keep moving forward!" /_______\ - Leo Franchi |___| Snoopy ____|___|_____ ihnp4!ihuxl!seifert