[net.women] Endearments

wall@fortune.UUCP (Jim Wall) (09/19/84)

   Some friends of my wifes and mine got involved in calling
each other cutesy names for the fun of it. The eventual goal
was to try and sicken the other person. Naturally, we had to 
partake in this, and it became a contest to find the 'best'
endearment to call your other. To date the best, or at least
the most memorable, is: Sugar-Baby-Honey-Bottoms  all sort of
slurred together. 

   Anyone have any really great endearments? Ones that if used
would cause any singles within hearing range to promptly swear
off marriage. If you don't take marriage in fun, then it never 
will be.   

					-Jim
					!amd!fortune!wall

lute@abnjh.UUCP (J. Collymore) (09/21/84)

There have been a few terms of endearment that I've been on the receiving end
of that bothered me.  One was:  "Baby Cakes."  YYYEEEEECCCCHHHH!  I hated
that one!  That woman and I didn't last long at all (not entirely because of
her term of endearment, but it sure didn't help).

Another term of endearment (TOD) used by an old college girlfriend was:
"turkey."  Fortunately, she had the good sense to only use this one in
private.

And a good female friend of mine and I have gotten into the habit of calling
each other "Biff" and "Spike."  (I'm Biff, she's Spike).  We ran through a
lot of other TODs (in an attempt to gross each other out) before we arrived at
the current ones.  Such as:  "Huggy-wuggums-sugar-plum," "Snooky-wookums,"
and the ever popular "Ootsie-wootsie-bumblykins." (Really makes you want to
puke doesn't it.)  And this is with just a friend, imagine the horrors we'd
have come up with if we were going out!




					Jim Collymore

lute@abnjh.UUCP (J. Collymore) (09/21/84)

My mistake, that should not be TOD, but TOE (for terms of endearment).

What do you want, it's Friday.


					Jim Collymore

demillo@uwmacc.UUCP (Rob DeMillo) (09/21/84)

Probably one of the more original "endearments" (and the
one that makes me feel the most special without feeling
"depersonalized") is the one that my SO adopted
for me: buddy.

colonel@gloria.UUCP (George Sicherman) (09/24/84)

[Try somebody single for a change.]

Walt Kelly used this one in "Pogo":

	Honey Ducky Downy Sweetie Chicken Pie Li'l Everlovin' Jellybean

It works fine if you've got the accent for it ...

:::::
		"C'est si bon
		De partir pour Perou,
		Au-dessus d'un emou,
		En chassant des cochons ... "

				--Ollie MacNoonan
-- 
Col. G. L. Sicherman
...seismo!rochester!rocksanne!rocksvax!sunybcs!gloria!colonel

paulb@hcrvax.UUCP (Paul Bonneau) (10/01/84)

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How about "Sweety-Muffins"? (Choke, Gasp, Wheeze)
-- 
Time to get back to net.apathy...   Paul R. Bonneau
				    {decvax|utcsrgv|utzoo}!hcr!hcrvax!paulb