[net.women] For Your Amusement Only

chabot@amber.DEC (L S Chabot) (11/12/84)

In net.flame I posted an article to the discussion about computers removing our
need to think--well, that's how it started out, but it has since moved on to
things like calculators causing a deterioration in arithmetic skills.  Ken Lee
posted a good article about skilled postions being replaced by semi-skilled or
unskilled jobs, and my article was inspired by his.  I got wildly off-track
as is my habit; I've posted here the conclusion of the article, which discusses
women and arithmetic.  Warning: this is a joke, and only a joke.  If this had
been real seriousness, you wouldn't have been warned.

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The problem is that nobody wants to do those jobs anyway.  They're boring, and
you have to climb a long, slow, boring ladder in order to make enough money to
own your own refrigerator.  These are the kind of jobs still depicted in comics
in, say, Parade magazine--the ones where the tired, balding, newspaper-reading
father is trying to argue with his long-haired son about the necessity of 
getting a job, and the son whines about "meaningful work" (which the father
doesn't have).(It's never the long-haired (or short-haired) daughter who's in
these vignettes, because in the stereotypical world she is supposed to want to
get married and be kept and rear dolls.  However, if she's totally unmarri-
offable (i.e., ugly or independent), these now-computer-replaced jobs would be
her only likely target.) 

The biggest problem about computers is that they are disrupting the American
Way of Life As We Know It and want to keep it.  By reducing the necessity for
people to do mindless arithmetic calculations, they are reducing the supreme
necessary difference between the boys and the girls--Math Anxiety!  This is
Terrible!!  Girls are brought up emotionally slapped not to excel past the 
boys (or else no one Manly will want to marry you), so one of the things they
drop first is often math.  Well, now boys don't have to bother with arithmetic
either.  The personal computer marketeers are disrupting Our Way of Life--I
mean, a four year old of any sex could interact meaningfully with a Mac, and
most four year olds barely count.  What's to prevent girls?  Or women?  Or your
mother? 

I only see two solutions and both of them rely on making computers undesirable
to females: either girls will have to learn not to count or press buttons, or
crts will have to be widely known as causing sterility (this could either be
manufactured into the hardware or manufactured in wordware).  The former is to
ensure that boys still excel at what little arithmetic anyone still does, and
could possibly be engineered by creating a new fad in personal appearance so 
that makeup takes a lot longer to do or master (girls still have to excell in
prettiness); the latter will make sure that any female who interacts with 
computers can be labelled as a radical feminist lesbian communist man-hating
anti-family (< - since she won't have one) scumbucket (or at least to have
something *wrong* with her -- won't get married like a decent person, or 
(eeewww yucko) past breeding age).

Obviously defective :-),
L S Chabot
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