greenber@acf4.UUCP (12/22/84)
<> There was story that my sister was telling a few years ago: She and some friends were walking by a construction sight (her friend is a REAL knockout as is sis, but then I'm biased!) and some of the types there were hooting and hollering. One of them jumped down, unzipped his fly, pulled his penis out and said "You know what this is?" to impress all of his rough-tough friends. My sisters friend replied coolly: "Why, that looks just like a penis, but smaller!", and continued on her way. ------------------------------------------------------ Ross M. Greenberg @ NYU ----> allegra!cmcl2!acf4!greenber <----