regard@ttidcc.UUCP (Adrienne Regard) (03/26/85)
(rude line eater) There is a funny joke about flavored controceptive cream. The wife goes to a "pleasure chest" party and picks up some kinky, lighthearted gimmicks for their mutual amusement. The husband (I guess it's an old joke, since it required a husband and wife, rather than a woman and a man) re- veals his interested in the flavored controceptive cream. The wife waxes eloquent about the incredible variety of flavors until, impatient, he exclaims "well, what kind did you get?" With a sweet smile, the wife informs him, "tuna".