schultz@bgsuvax.UUCP (Steven Schultz) (06/10/85)
>> Why do men use so little toilet paper?? >> >> Melinda Shore > >Haven't you heard of the "last shake?" > > Sarah E. Dugan No. I haven't. But I *have* heard of . . . "Good to the last drop" Steven Schultz "You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant, excepting Alice" -Arlo Guthrie "Alice's Restaurant Masacree" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PATH: uw-beaver!ihnp4!cbosgd!osu-eddie!bgsuvax!schultz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
darrell@sdcsvax.UUCP (Darrell Long) (06/13/85)
> >> Why do men use so little toilet paper?? > >> > >> Melinda Shore > > > >Haven't you heard of the "last shake?" > > > > Sarah E. Dugan > > No. I haven't. But I *have* heard of . . . > > "Good to the last drop" > > Steven Schultz When I was in High School, we had a saying... ``You can wiggle, jiggle, jump and dance. But the last three drops goes down your pants.'' -- Darrell Long Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science University of California, San Diego USENET: sdcsvax!darrell ARPA: darrell@sdcsvax