colonel@gloria.UUCP (Col. G. L. Sicherman) (06/14/85)
[Look but don't touch!] > this was when i was still a young man (*sigh*) in college. i was walking > on campus going towards a particularly mindful purpose (a lab i think) when > i spotted this scantly dressed truly well endowed young lady walking in the > opposite direction. i couldn't take my eyes off her... we passed... i kept > walking forward with my head turned around as far as it would go... and then > BAM!!! i was hugging a pole... very painful, i think the pole didn't like me.. In this situation a smile helps, if you're capable of it. Rapists have creepy smiles or none at all. -- Col. G. L. Sicherman ...{rocksvax|decvax}!sunybcs!colonel