ec120bgt@sdcc3.UUCP (ANDREW VARE) (05/30/85)
In article <324@moncol.UUCP>, john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) writes: > >From: zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) > >> I think it is due to testosterone poisonning myself. The only reason > >> you disgusting people don't sit down when you're doing your business > >> is that you somehow think it is more manly to do it standing up. > >> Sophie Quigley > > > >Frankly I think it stems from fear of deflating ther male ego because > >they would find out the silly *thing* really wont dip into the water. > > > >Jeanette L. Zobjeck > Silly Quote: > I never wanted to be a barber. > I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK! Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... atv
zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) (06/04/85)
> In article <324@moncol.UUCP>, john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) writes: > > >From: zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) > > >> I think it is due to testosterone poisonning myself. The only reason > > >> you disgusting people don't sit down when you're doing your business > > >> is that you somehow think it is more manly to do it standing up. > > >> Sophie Quigley > > > > > >Frankly I think it stems from fear of deflating ther male ego because > > >they would find out the silly *thing* really wont dip into the water. > > > > > >Jeanette L. Zobjeck > > Silly Quote: > > I never wanted to be a barber. > > I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK! > > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... > > atv *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** Envy it is for sure. I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. jeanette l. zobjeck ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie
edward@ukma.UUCP (Edward C. Bennett) (06/05/85)
In article <287@ihlpa.UUCP>, zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) writes: > > In article <324@moncol.UUCP>, john@moncol.UUCP (John Ruschmeyer) writes: > > > >From: zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) > > > >> I think it is due to testosterone poisonning myself. The only reason > > > >> you disgusting people don't sit down when you're doing your business > > > >> is that you somehow think it is more manly to do it standing up. > > > >> Sophie Quigley > > > > > > > >Frankly I think it stems from fear of deflating ther male ego because > > > >they would find out the silly *thing* really wont dip into the water. > > > > > > > >Jeanette L. Zobjeck > > > Silly Quote: > > > > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... > > > > atv > > Envy it is for sure. > > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. > > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > > jeanette l. zobjeck Yeah. Go out and hunt down a BIG one Jeanette. And be sure to have a taxidermist stuff it well. It could CUMe (sic) IN real HANDy on lonely Saturday nights. )) ::: )) ::: )) ------ )) ::: )) ::: )) )) -- edward {ucbvax,unmvax,boulder,research}!anlams! -| () {mcvax!qtlon,vax135,mddc}!qusavx! -|--> ukma!edward | | |-- {decvax,ihnp4,mhuxt,seismo}! -+-> cbosgd! -| /|--- {clyde,osu-eddie,ulysses}! ---| | \ _ \___/ \= Support barrier free design "Well, what's on the television then?" "Looks like a penguin."
gmack@denelvx.UUCP (Gregg Mackenzie) (06/06/85)
> > Penis envy ...(etc.,etc.) > > Envy it is for sure. > > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. > > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > > jeanette l. zobjeck I swear, you women don't know anything about hunting. That would be small game.But at least you've got the right idea. Then, when your friends come over and they comment on how small eight inches looks from close-up and how big "keepers" oughtta be, you can regale them with the story of the big one that got away.:-) Gregg Mackenzie denelcor!gmack
ed@mtxinu.UUCP (Ed Gould) (06/08/85)
>I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some >fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. > >Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > >jeanette l. zobjeck Just remind me that I don't want to visit your trophy room! -- Ed Gould mt Xinu, 2910 Seventh St., Berkeley, CA 94710 USA {ucbvax,decvax}!mtxinu!ed +1 415 644 0146
jeff@rtech.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman) (06/08/85)
> > > > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... > > > > atv > > > Envy it is for sure. > > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. > > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > > jeanette l. zobjeck This would be very difficult to explain to the neighbors. On the other hand, putting it in plain sight might be a way of scaring off Jehova's Witnesses. A question: would you have the taxidermist make it flaccid or erect? Jeanette, please let me know when you have secured your trophy so I can remove my steel jockstrap. -- Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.) aka Swazoo Koolak {amdahl, sun}!rtech!jeff {ucbvax, decvax}!mtxinu!rtech!jeff
bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang) (06/10/85)
In article <> jeff@rtech.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman) writes: >> > >> > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... >> > >> > atv >> >> >> Envy it is for sure. >> >> I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some >> fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. >> >> Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. >> >> jeanette l. zobjeck > >This would be very difficult to explain to the neighbors. On the other hand, >putting it in plain sight might be a way of scaring off Jehova's Witnesses. > >A question: would you have the taxidermist make it flaccid or erect? > >Jeanette, please let me know when you have secured your trophy so I can >remove my steel jockstrap. hey jeanette, i think i'm safe without the steel jockstrap, since i take it that you want something people can see from a reasonable distance? -- ---------- "Is anything really real?" ...akgua!galbp!bing
zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) (06/11/85)
> > > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... > > > > > > atv > > > > Envy it is for sure. > > > > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some > > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. > > > > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > > > > jeanette l. zobjeck > > Yeah. Go out and hunt down a BIG one Jeanette. And be sure to > have a taxidermist stuff it well. It could CUMe (sic) IN real HANDy on > lonely Saturday nights. *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** As I am getting weak from old-age and sitting at a terminal all day please send me your home and work addresses so I can collect the trophy for suitable stuffing as soon as possible. I have a friend who does taixdermy and he like to start any new project by examining small specimens before he moves into the trophies class. I assume you have something which vaguely resembles a penis only much smaller and less functional. (Otherwhise how would you be able to appreciate what might me "HANDy" and when. jeanette l. zobjeck ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie ================================================================================ I hereby proclaim that any and all opinions thoughts ideas and other useless parapharnalia resident in this posting belongs to no one other than myself. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) (06/12/85)
> >I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some > >Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > > > > Just remind me that I don't want to visit your trophy room! > -- > Ed Gould mt Xinu, 2910 Seventh St., Berkeley, CA 94710 USA Ed, You're safe - my father was an avid fisherman - he always taught me to throw back what was too small so that it could grow up and provide better sport at another time. jeanette l. zobjeck ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie
zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) (06/12/85)
> >> Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > >> > >> jeanette l. zobjeck > > > >This would be very difficult to explain to the neighbors. On the other hand, > >putting it in plain sight might be a way of scaring off Jehova's Witnesses. > > > >Jeanette, please let me know when you have secured your trophy so I can > >remove my steel jockstrap. > > hey jeanette, i think i'm safe without the steel jockstrap, since i take > it that you want something people can see from a reasonable distance? > > *** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR TROPHY LIST *** YUP! anywhere around a mile away should be safe. jeanette l. zobjeck ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie
debray@sbcs.UUCP (Saumya Debray) (06/13/85)
Of all the asinine topics I've seen thrashed out in net.flame, this has to
take the cake! And it beats me what this trash is doing in net.women. If
you people _must_ hash this out, could you please use email and stop boring
half the continent to death?
--
Saumya Debray
SUNY at Stony Brook
uucp: {allegra, hocsd, philabs, ogcvax} !sbcs!debray
arpa: debray%suny-sb.csnet@csnet-relay.arpa
CSNet: debray@sbcs.csnetbing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang) (06/13/85)
In article <> zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) writes: >> >> hey jeanette, i think i'm safe without the steel jockstrap, since i take >> it that you want something people can see from a reasonable distance? --------- i think you missunderstood me.... by something, i meant err... the TROPHY!!! >> >> >*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR TROPHY LIST *** >YUP! anywhere around a mile away should be safe. >jeanette l. zobjeck >ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie -- ---------- "Is anything really real?" ...akgua!galbp!bing
mat@mtx5b.UUCP (Mark Terribile) (06/13/85)
> Envy it is for sure. > > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. > > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. > > jeanette l. zobjeck Jeannette, I certainly hop yu have a better use for it than that! ( ;=} ) -- from Mole End Mark Terribile (scrape .. dig ) mtx5b!mat ,.. .,, ,,, ..,***_*.
tron@fluke.UUCP (Peter Barbee) (06/14/85)
> >A question: would you have the taxidermist make it flaccid or erect? > Gee, it seems any good taxidermist could make it be either - aren't there some luggage jokes about this. |-) Peter B
sml@luke.UUCP (Steven List) (06/18/85)
In article <319@ihlpa.UUCP> zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) writes: >> Just remind me that I don't want to visit your trophy room! >> -- >> Ed Gould mt Xinu, 2910 Seventh St., Berkeley, CA 94710 USA >Ed, > You're safe - my father was an avid fisherman - he always >taught me to throw back what was too small so that it could grow up >and provide better sport at another time. > >jeanette l. zobjeck >ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie What happened to all those women who claim that it's not the size but the technique that counts? Oh, wait a minute, they weren't talking about collecting trophies, were they?
zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) (06/18/85)
> In article <> zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) writes: > >> > >> hey jeanette, i think i'm safe without the steel jockstrap, since i take > >> it that you want something people can see from a reasonable distance? > --------- > i think you missunderstood me.... by something, i meant err... the TROPHY!!! > >> > >> > >*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR TROPHY LIST *** > >YUP! anywhere around a mile away should be safe. > >jeanette l. zobjeck I meant a one mile viewing distance - - to ahhh... step back and admire a work of art in proper perspective etc. (;-)=><={| jeanette l. zobjeck ihnp4!ihlpa!zubbie
ttorgers@udenva.UUCP (Troy Torgerson) (06/19/85)
In article <> zubbie@ihlpa.UUCP (Jeanette Zobjeck) writes: >> > > Penis envy is nothing to bitch about. Now surrogate scrotums... >> > >> > I wanted, when I was young, ,to be a big game hunter so I could have some >> > fatastic trophy to mount on the wall over the fireplace. >> > >> > Now I know exactly what that trophy should be. >> > >> > jeanette l. zobjeck >> >> Yeah. Go out and hunt down a BIG one Jeanette. And be sure to >> have a taxidermist stuff it well. It could CUMe (sic) IN real HANDy on >> lonely Saturday nights. > >As I am getting weak from old-age and sitting at a terminal all day >please send me your home and work addresses so I can collect the trophy >for suitable stuffing as soon as possible. > >I have a friend who does taixdermy and he like to start any new project >by examining small specimens before he moves into the trophies class. >I assume you have something which vaguely resembles a penis only much >smaller and less functional. (Otherwhise how would you be able to >appreciate what might me "HANDy" and when. > >jeanette l. zobjeck To Jeanette: Come on Jeanette, just because some guy has to make a JERK out of himself, doesn't mean you have to lower yourself to his level. I don't blame you, but . . . To everyone else: I haven't read everything that started all this mess, but just because Jeanette said something that was derogatory (sp?) to men, isn't any reason to spend the next few months flaming her when what most of you say is even worse. You sound like a bunch of little kids going "Oh yeah? Yeah, Oh yeah ..." etc... I don't feel offended by what she said because I don't believe it applies to me. I'm not THAT insecure. If she feels that way about all men, then that's her problem, not everyone else's. As for Scott. . . Well, enough has been said about him too. I for one am getting tired of hearing what an asshole he is. That is HIS problem. If this part doesn't apply to you, then ignore it. If you want to flame me, go ahead. I have tough skin. Troy Torgerson udenva!ttorgers