judith@proper.UUCP (Judith Abrahms) (08/22/85)
In article <> carnes@gargoyle.UUCP (Richard Carnes) writes: >Some of you may be wondering what the Soviets hope to gain by taking >over the U.S. I wondered about this myself for a long time until one >of my KGB friends told me that AMERICAN WOMEN HAVE LARGER BREASTS >THAN SOVIET WOMEN. There is no Soviet Dolly Partonova; Soviet men's >mags have centerfolds of tractors and backhoes. Just imagine your >wife, girlfriend, or sister in the embrace of a Communist, whenever >your will to resist begins to weaken. And I'll just imagine my husband, boyfriend, or brother in the embrace of a TRACTOR!!!