mmar@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Mitchell Marks) (08/27/85)
Today as I was looking something up in the yellow pages, for some reason
I actually read some of those little fillers they put at the bottoms of
columns, profferring `tips' on telephone use or, more often, exhortations
to use the yellow pages. Here are two:
HOUSEWIVES...BUSINESSMEN...
EVERYONE CAN MAKE USE OF
THE YELLOW PAGES.
MAKE SURE OF ADDRESSES BY CON-
SULTING THESE PAGES BEFORE VISITING
PROFESSIONAL MEN'S OFFICES.
You mean housewives can use the alphabet? Who let them learn a thing like
that -- it could lead to something dangerous. (Oh, it must have been some
of those professional men.)
Me, I'm just an amateur man.
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-- Mitch Marks @ UChicago
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