frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye) (10/10/85)
Better leave this one alone folks. I know a police officer who
regularly gets all dolled up in a dress. He's busted more would
be woman abusers than I have fingers and toes. ('Course he has
woman counterparts, but he's also their backup if they need him.)
I tend to think it would make his job rougher to pull off if
most or all men wore dresses and carried a purse, and he couldn't
do the job nearly as well in a uniform or suit.
But, then on the otherhand, if all the men are wearing heels and
the women are wearing flats...I can see where a guy would have
a hell of a time catching his a female victim that way. I don't
think a smiley is required here...Aw, what the heck(8-).
Here's a selfdefence trick for the girls. When some ol' boy gives
you trouble, you smash the ping pong ball in his face. See, you
can poke a little hole in those things and let the gas out. (yeah,
they are preasurized.) Then you fill the thing up with ammonia,
seal it with a drop or two of nail polish, and keep it in your
purse. Your doctor will lend you a hypo to fill it with if you
tell him what its for...Ammonia is pretty nasty but, it won't
kill the fool. If you cut a little bigger hole, you can fill the
little devil with red pepper. They the ol' boy will cough, sneeze
and cry his way out of your face.
Here's a self defence trick for the boys. When that ol' girl comes
at you with the ping pong ball, be advised, it ain't loaded with
anything good. Run your ass off! And don't look back, she may mail
it too you with a slingshot.
Oh, Forget it Jamie. Wear pants. That way you'll be less bothered
with "static cling".
Take it light, folks.
Tom Frye --- who's taking a vacation from the ointment. God, is
that stuff ever sticky! Yuck! smear drip
.robert@fear.UUCP (Robert Plamondon) (10/14/85)
While we're still on the topic of "traditional values," let's not
forget that all the best-dressed men of the late eighteenth century
went around in silk stockings, high heels, and wigs.
You listening, Ray?
--
Robert Plamondon
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