[net.women] solving the pornography problem once and for all

oaf@mit-vax.UUCP (Oded Feingold) (10/17/85)

>	What you have  to  do  is  transport  the  people  who  like
>	pornography to a different PLANET, more than 100 light years
>	away, to totally prevent the possibility of anything they do
>	influencing  the  people  who  are  scared  of or don't like
>	pornography, like me.			(Alan J Rosenthal)
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    I've  studied  the  economics  of  this  solution,  and  considering
contemporary  insurance  settlements  for  wrongful  death,  it would be
marginally cheaper merely to kill anyone found making, selling,  buying,
reading, hearing, seeing, eating, licking or thinking favorable thoughts
about pornography.  The money saved would suffice to reprint  all  books
and  magazines  which  mention  the word so that future editions do not,
including searching everyone's house to find such books.

    They may be crazed killers but they're OUR crazed killers.
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Oded Feingold     MIT AI Lab.   545 Tech Square    Cambridge, Mass. 02139
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