rcj@burl.UUCP (Curtis Jackson) (03/02/86)
In article <1450@panda.UUCP> awr@panda.UUCP (Andrew W. Rogers) writes: >In article <2026@jhunix.UUCP> ins_atty@jhunix.UUCP (Berserker Bob) writes: >>I found this poem the other day and thought others might find the same humour >>in it that I did: >> >> Double Crossed by the Double Standard >> >> by Dollie Cole >> >>A businessman is aggressive; a businesswoman is pushy. >>A well-dressed businessman is fashionable; a businesswoman is a clotheshorse... > >Sounds a lot like "Life From The Broadside", in MAD #135 (June '70): > >He's such an attentive husband; she's such a possessive female. >He certainly has a way with the ladies; she just throws herself at men. >He's always up on all the latest news; she's nothing but a vicious gossip. >He's a take-charge guy; she's a domineering old bag. >He's a gay bachelor; she's a old maid. >He's always quick with a good-natured gag; she's such a spiteful, malicious > cat. >What a Don Juan - he hops from one girl to another; what a tramp - she goes > with anything in pants. >He's got nerves of steel; she's a crazy woman driver. >He's sort of rugged looking; she's so ugly. -- The MAD Programmer -- 919-228-3313 (Cornet 291) alias: Curtis Jackson ...![ ihnp4 ulysses cbosgd mgnetp ]!burl!rcj ...![ ihnp4 cbosgd akgua masscomp ]!clyde!rcj