hollombe@ttidcc.UUCP (Jerry Hollombe) (11/14/84)
An old joke is told about a bookstore in Massachusetts that had an express
checkout counter. A sign posted in front of the counter clearly said:
"Express checkout. Ten items or less." One day a student arrived at the
counter with about 15 books in his arms. At this the clerk remarked, "Are
you from Havard and can't count or from MIT and can't read?"
Sorry if this belongs in net.jokes. It seemed to fit the discussion here.
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