kevin@gitpyr.UUCP (Kevin Campbell) (03/11/86)
You know you're in college when.....
You apologize to an instructor for missing the last class and he says he
didn't even know you were taking it.
Your parents rent your room.
You know who Carlos Castaneda is.
Somebody asks YOU for directions.
You have to yell "flush" when someone is in the shower.
Your textbooks don't have pictures.
You get used to standing in line.
You spend a beautiful spring day in the library.
You wear the heart-print underpants that your aunt gave you for Christmas,
because you haven't had time to do the wash.
You find out that Spinoza isn't a disease.
You discover that the late movies you used to think were so silly, are in fact
cinema.
* Do y'all have anymore?? lets hear them!
--
Kevin Campbell
Office of Computing Services
Georgia Institute of Technology
Atlanta, Georgia 30332
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BITNET: CCOPRKC @ GITVM1frear@ihnp1.UUCP (L. Frear) (03/13/86)
Definition of a Fraternity: A bunch of guys who are sick of living in the dorm, but don't have any friends to get an apartment with. -- Lori Frear EMAIL ihnp4!ihnp1!frear Generic Disclaimer--Bell Labs may SNAIL AT&T Bell Labs own my inventions, but these IH 1b223 opinions belong to me. Naperville, IL 60566 PHONE 312/979-3609 Go Blue!!!!!
diamond@andromeda.UUCP (Robert Diamond) (03/14/86)
In article <1530@gitpyr.UUCP>, kevin@gitpyr.UUCP (Kevin Campbell) writes: > You know you're in college when..... [various situations go here] > * Do y'all have anymore?? lets hear them! Being in college gives you the unalienable right to wait on line.
kamath@reed.UUCP (Sean Kamath) (03/19/86)
In article <409@ihnp1.UUCP> frear@ihnp1.UUCP (45262-L. Frear) writes: >Definition of a Fraternity: > >A bunch of guys who are sick of living in the dorm, but don't have >any friends to get an apartment with. > >Lori Frear I don't know how many of you have been reading net.college lately, but there seems to be a discussion going on about Brother Jed and his people going to something like 400 universities and colleges around the country. Well, recently his people were here at reed college. He wasn't, however. Anyway, whilst trolloping through net.jokes, I saw this. Well, according to Brother Jed's book, _Who_Will_Rise_Up_, he says that he has been accused (sp?) of generalizing and calling all fraternity brothers drunkards and sorrority women whores. I always called them fratrats and sorwhores myself ;-). If anyone is interested in what Brother Jed has to say, get this book. I find it incredibly humorous, but then again, I'm agnostic and basically don't like organized religion (no flames please...). If you read it with a polysyllable accent (i.e. lewd women becomes lew-ewed wom-men). If anyone is interested, I'll post part of chapter 11, (Sex, Booze, Drugs and Rock & Roll), the section entitled "The Parable of the Five Dormies". Damn funny, damn funny.... Sean Kamath {ihnp4,decvax,ucbcad}!tektronix!reed!kamath