gary (01/23/83)
Got a head cold and can't sleep at night? Your moustache is a great carrier for Vick's VapoRub, to keep those nasal passages clear! During the day, you can pass it off as moustache wax! Note to net.singles readers: this is yet another advantage of being single (as per the current working definition of "single" in net.singles, that is, alone): no one complains about that gob of Vick's on your face at night! gary cottrell