sunny@sun.uucp (Ms. Sunny Kirsten) (03/15/85)
[Welcome to California, Now Go Home] > > > Now just a minute here! I take great exception to your implication that > > > California is the standard Granola-bowl, full of fruits, nuts, and flakes. > > > Just because we happen to have what is probably the highest concentration > > > of these types in the nation does *not* mean that *everyone* in California > > > is hyping the vegetarian/holistic/meditation/prayer/est/what-have-you > > > approach. When I'm sick, I go to an M.D. > > > Well, gotta go now, my hot tub is getting cold and my wine cooler is > getting warm, and my friends are all threatening to put their clothes > back on and .. :-) > Honest, it IS true. Everybody in California is nuts. We all eat fruit, because they don't do anything here but grow fruits and vegetables in the parts of the state that weren't paved over for silicon factories. And we are all a bunch of flakes. And the smog is terrible. It's highly overrated, because the myth of what it used to be has outlived what it was before all the NewhEenglanders and WindyCityites moved here and over populated and over polluted and over ran the place. And the offshore oil drilling has ruined all the beaches with tar, and the housing prices have gone so high even us natives can't afford to own a home. And yes, the standard medicinal remedies have given way to consumption of california crops in a hottub full of polluted water and naked chlorine. EXCUUUSE ME! IT'S BEDTIME FOR BONZO, WHO'S BEEN ABUSING MY KEYBOARD WHILE I OPENED ANOTHER CAN OF PUGET SOUND AIR. -- {ucbvax,decvax,ihnp4}!sun!sunny (Ms. Sunny Kirsten)