werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner) (05/20/85)
> continuing in the same vein as > Phil Katz C/O Scott McCauley, North House, Harvard University There is a story here at Einstein of a patient who had transferred to College Hospital (HAECOM) from an equally (if not moreso) prestigious institution. The residents were trying to elaborate the reason for his moving hospitals. Q: Was it the quality of the medical care? A: The medical care ... I can't complain. Q: Was it the nursing staff? A: The nurses there ... I can't complain. Q: Was it the food there, perhaps? A: The food there .. I can't complain? Q: The beds, the rooms, the location...? A: All of those things ... I can't complain Finally the resident justs asks: Q: So why did you switch hospitals? A: Because here -- I can complain! -- Craig Werner !philabs!aecom!werner What do you expect? Watermelons are out of season!