tmorris@convex.UUCP (08/24/85)
As a *former* health food enthusiast ,let me bless you with
words of wisdom I have run across over the years. I think a lot can
be said for HEALTHY foods over junk food ; but the health food mania
being so avidly spread has left us little to eat. I am not discounting
all of these , but their sheer numbers make me wonder how we've made
it thus far!
W H A T S F O R D I N N E R ?
A collection of gastronomical no-no's I have heard or read over the years.
Don't eat steak , the cholesterol will give you heart disease !
Don't eat ocean fish , they are loaded with mercury and you
could die of cumilative heavy-metal poisoning !
Don't eat raw honey , it can contain bacteria causing acute
botulism !
Don't eat processed honey , you don't know whats in it !
Don't eat pork , you could get trichinosis !
Don't eat barbequed meats , the charcoal could give you cancer !
Don't eat pizza , mozzarella cheese is full of cholesterol !
Don't eat ice cream , the milkfat is saturated !
Don,t eat vegetables from the store , you don't know what they've
been sprayed with !
Don't eat vegetables that have not been sprayed , they may have
worms or aphids !
Don,t eat vegetables from a can , all of the nutrients have been
cooked out !
Don't eat sugar , it can cause tooth decay and diabetes !
Don't eat artificial sweeteners , they can cause cancer !
Don't eat potatoe chips ,they are full of saturated fats !
Don't eat salt ,it causes high blood pressure !
Don't eat liver , its full of cholesterol !
Don't eat shrimp , they are scavengers , and eat all manner of
grody dead sea creatures !
Don't eat white bread , it has no fiber !
Don't eat fresh water fish , they contain parasites ,and you
could choke on a bone !
Don't eat butter , its full of saturated fats !
Don't eat margarine , you don't know whats in it !
Don't eat peanuts , you could choke !
Don't chew ice ,you could break a tooth !
Don't eat chocolate , it makes your face break out !
Don't eat sweets , they rot your teeth !
Don't eat onions , they give you bad breath !
Don't eat spicy foods , they could give you ulcers !
Don't eat Chinese food , they use monosodiumglutamate !
Don't eat green apples , they give you cramps !
Don't drink pasteurized milk , all of the beneficial bacteria
have been killed !
Don't drink raw milk , the harmful bacteria can kill you !
Don't drink city water , it has chlorine !
Don't drink well water , you don't know whats in it !
Don't drink coffee , it has caffeine !
Don't drink Cokes , they rot your teeth !
Don't drink European wines ,they have etheleyne glycol !
Don't drink tea , it has caffeine !
Don't drink decaffinated coffee , the process used to remove caffeine
creates carcinogens !
Don't drink beer , you'll get a gut !
Don't eat popcorn , its hard to digest !
Don't eat hot dogs ,they are full of meat byproducts and artificial
color !
Don't eat fried foods , they're greasy !
Don't eat beans , they give you gas !
Don't eat radishes , they give you heartburn !
ABOVE ALL ---- DON'T EAT YELLOW SNOW !!.
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