werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner) (09/02/85)
(Forgive me for one last posting before my dissapearance.) The caption from the Sunday Sept 1 "Bloom County": L.H. Puttgrass is here to finally give his treasonous body exactly what it so richly deserves. Let us start off this culinary orgy with a tantalizing appetizer... ... greasy French Fries..always good for hopelessly clogging miles of arteries with yummy fatty deposits.. ..moving quickly now to the piece de resistance: A "Double Mustard Maxi-Burger"... flame-kissed with carcinogenic charcoal broiling... ..Yes, dripping with fatty red meat, it shall be brimming with heavily salted pickles and nitrate-laden smoked bacon. A veritable feast of doom for my entire cardiovascular system. (Here ya go.) L.H. Puttgrass and his arteries thank you ... If I should expire before I finish, be so kind as to alert the local medical school for the expeditious disposal of my carcass. Good Day !!! [My kind of meal ... ] -- Craig Werner !philabs!aecom!werner "The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"