werner@aecom.UUCP (02/23/86)
New from the House of Ideas: Designer Bandages, for coordination-conscious dark-skinned persons who find they clash with the standard-issue bandage that's been all they could heretofore buy down at the drugstore. _LeStrip_, as it is called, soon to come from a Cincinnati outfit called LeCor, Inc., will be available in seven handsome dusky hues. <from Jay Maeder, Newsreel, NY Daily News, Feb. 22> -- Craig Werner !philabs!aecom!werner "The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"