pooh@unirot.UUCP (Pooh) (12/22/85)
Gosh, I didn't know they had created a new crime,
every bit as heinous and despicable as obscenity and
blasphemy!
It has come to my attention that you're hoarding money
that is badly needed by the poor of this country, not to
mention the economy at large. As a matter of fact, I
need some of it myself. Please give it to me--small unmarked
bills preferred.
Pooh topaz!unirot!pooh
topaz!unipress!pooh