[net.rec.bridge] Bridge Jokes

rogerc@orca.UUCP (Roger M. Christal) (02/29/84)

You ain't seen nothin' yet!!!!

I once played a hand at one club, doubled, redoubled and vulnerable
with a 0 - 0 fit!  Not only that, I failed to make even 1 trick and
reneged 4 times!  

Let's see you figure out that score. :-)


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  ..decvax!!tektronix!orca!rogerc

halle1@houxz.UUCP (J.HALLE) (03/02/84)

The score is easy:-4000.  However, of the 4 revokes (that's the official
rulebook term for failure to follow suit properly), at most 3 could be
penalized.  And if you actually won no tricks before being penalized,
then there would be no penalty at all.