The@sdccsu3.UUCP (12/01/83)
Here is a Jules Feiffer comic strip on pre-nuptial contracts that I
found amusing, and I hope you will too. I spotted it in the Calendar
section of the LA Times (Sun Nov 27). Enjoy!
A smiling, handsome young couple, Bobbie and Mandy, are talking:
Bobbie: Mandy and I have a pre-nuptial agreement.
Mandy: Bobbie does the laundry.
B: Mandy does the dishes.
M: We split the cooking.
B: My mother's maid does the cleaning and prepares dinner one night a week.
M: We go out no more than 4 nights a week, 5 occasionally.
B: Neither one of us goes out alone.
M: Where does it say that?
B: (officiously) It's in here somewhere.
M: (indignantly) I should be able to go out on a date with a girlfriend
if I want to, Bobbie.
B: Why should you want to go out without your husband?
M: Now and then, for a little PRIVACY, Bobbie!
B: (angrily) If you want privacy don't get married!
M: (quoting contract) "Arguments shall not escalate into power struggles."
Bobbie scribbles away at the contract...
M: What are you doing?
B: (growling) Crossing out the part where you can drive my Porsche!