booter@lll-crg.ARpA (Elaine Richards) (01/29/86)
***If you don't like even vaguely 'naughty' stuff, hit 'n'**** Well, little buckaroos, we have covered net.meetings, net.dating, net.dinner and net.dessert. Now it is late in the electronic evening and it is time to make your net.decision. Net.nookie ? or net.night-night? For some of the more cautious (married) types, a simple electronic handshake will do.... ( _______(_) (_)_______ ) ( _______(_) (_)______ ) ( _______(_) (_)______ ) (________(_) (_)______ ) Others will be bolder and dare a kiss <> Or maybe a *HUG* Some may get adventurous and *touch* * things like breasts }} or hineys )) At some point, the net.lovers will head for the net.bed o o |#######| /[ ] [ ]/| / / | o/ o/ / |#######| / |~~~~~~~| Where something like this will happen <> <> } <> { <{ )) ('hmmm') {{ <> <> <> <-> :-) (-: ~~~~ }} (( })}) ('OH') *** (hers) !!! (his) (-: * <> ! <> ('hmm') <> }} (( <> <> ......zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ unless you smoke afterwards ===* You of course hope not to be interrupted by the net.kids @@@@@ ***** | - - | * @ @ * ( ^ ) **( u )** \ o / \ O / ---- ~~~~ or the net.pets /\_/\ { o o } == v == ( PRRRUT? WOW?) * | |= |=| |=|=== (() (|) (___/////////? Of course, the next morning you will have to deal with the fact that you forgot your net.toothbrush... \||||||/ (============================) and your net.comb |||||||||| [________] And you will look like a trailer park habitue. &&&&&&=====&&&&& **** ***** --------------- &&&&&*** -> <- **&&&&&& < IS IT MORNING | ****** -- ********* |YET OR ARE WE | \ /--\ / |ON GMT? | \ ( ) / --------------- ------- Of course, the nice thing about net.sex is that you cannot get net.herpes or net.pregnant. For the paranoid, I was going to offer net.condoms, but that got utterly out of hand. There are of course, net. condos. _________________________________________________________________________ |========================================================================| | /\ /\ || /\ /\ || /\ /\ || /\ /\ || /\ /\ || | [] [] || [] [] || [] [] || [] [] || [] [] || | [] == || [] == || [] == || [] == || [] == || ____==____________==____________==_____________==_____________==_________ / || \ / // \ / // \ / \\ \ / || \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ But that is beside the point. Next Installment...the net.popthequestion (Looks like a Pascal function call) E ***** "Behold the fool saith, 'Put not all thine eggs in the one basket' - which is a manner of saying,'Scatter your money and your attention;' but the wise man saith,'Put all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET.'" -Pudd'nhead Wilson- -S.L. Clemens-
suhina@kodak.UUCP (brian suhina) (01/31/86)
> ***If you don't like even vaguely 'naughty' stuff, hit 'n'**** > > ( A bunch of cute drawings followed in the original ) If you are looking for a moderator for NET.NOOKIE I recommend Chauncey Gardner, the character played by Peter Sellers in the movie "Being There". He gave us the memorable line "I like to watch". brian
kort@hounx.UUCP (B.KORT) (02/02/86)
Somehow I have trouble picturing Chauncey Gardner as the Nookie Bookie. --Barry Kort