45223wc@mtuxo.UUCP (w.cambre) (10/24/85)
Everybody always talks about the BEST college teams, well I think the worst teams should get some press, too. Here are the Division 1-A teams with the lowest scoring offenses: Division Team PF PA Record ----------------------------------------------- Southern Davidson 35 241 0-7 Mid-American W. Michigan 43 154 0-5-1 IVY League Columbia 43 174 0-5 IVY League Cornell 46 90 0-5 IVY League Dartmouth 59 121 0-5 Ohio Valley Tenn. Tech 60 177 0-6 Mid-Eastern Morgan St. 60 213 0-6 Big Eight Kansas St. 61 151 0-6 Honorable mention goes to the team who has allowed the most points: Independant Louisville 112 277 1-6 Louisville is expected to maintain (even increase) its lead in this category as they play Miami, FL this weekend.
agroh@dartvax.UUCP (Andrew M. Groh) (10/26/85)
> > Everybody always talks about the BEST college teams, well I think > the worst teams should get some press, too. Here are the Division 1-A > teams with the lowest scoring offenses: > > Division Team PF PA Record > ----------------------------------------------- > Southern Davidson 35 241 0-7 > Mid-American W. Michigan 43 154 0-5-1 > IVY League Columbia 43 174 0-5 > IVY League Cornell 46 90 0-5 > IVY League Dartmouth 59 121 0-5 > Ohio Valley Tenn. Tech 60 177 0-6 > Mid-Eastern Morgan St. 60 213 0-6 > Big Eight Kansas St. 61 151 0-6 > > Honorable mention goes to the team who has allowed the most points: > Independant Louisville 112 277 1-6 > > Louisville is expected to maintain (even increase) its lead > in this category as they play Miami, FL this weekend. Dartmouth plays Cornell this weekend so one of those teams should leave this list (unless there is a tie) Andrew M. Groh Net: {decvax|linus|cornell}!dartvax!agroh Written: 31 N Main St, Hanover, NH 03755 Phone: (603)-643-9823
dak2@mtfmb.UUCP (D.KALL) (10/30/85)
As an ex-Dartmouth student I feel obligated to explain what football is all about to those of you who put undue importance upon the score. That, my dear flatlanders, is not football. The true significance of football is known to Dartmouth students through the ritual of the bon fire, football is a mystic rite of fall. The emotion of football is known to Dartmouth students through the comradeship of friends freezing right out there with you in the stands. The visual effect of football is perceived in young people of the opposite sex looking back at you with the romantic effect of football in their eyes, (more on that later), and in the brightly colored slickers of the preppies prepared for rain. The viseral wonders of football come from the home-prepared tail-gate picnics with family and old friends. The romantic effect, by far the greatest effect of football, is a delicate machine that has many variables only oneof which is the score. In fact, large differences in score in either direction increase the romantic factor. I think mostly it depends upon the clarity of the New Hampshire skys, the smell of the maple and the pine, and where you choose to sit. Ah and the sounds of football, what better sound could there be than the daughters and sons of Dartmouth sining their alma mater? There isn't. So you see football could exist with out a score, and anyone who puts an overabundance of their personal energies into calculating, predicting, manipulating monies upon, and generally tooling on scores, are sorry and misguided fanatics who are deprived of the true meaning of football. Shit, I wish we won more games. Maybe I'd go to more of the depressing events.